Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
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MayKorean Restaurant
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MayTourettes syndrome
I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.
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MayGay Agenda
in Dirty Jokes
I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.
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MayRound The World
My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.
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MayIndian Lesbian
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta
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MayBreast Implants
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.