Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Spastics

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool,
A. Vegetable soup

Raped

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s funnier than being raped?
A. Being raped by a clown

Dog

in Animal Jokes
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My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes
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My wife came home from work and caught me having sex with my daughter I don’t know what she was more pissed of about the fact that I was having sex with my daughter or that the morgue let me bring her home.

British People

in Racist Jokes
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British people having sex be like:

Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.

Dead Hand

in Dirty Jokes
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My friend told me masterbating with a dead hand feels a lot better but after trying it I’m now in police custody and my local church has permanently banned me from funerals.