Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cocky

in Relationship Jokes
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Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky.
Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.

Clubbing Seals

in Animal Jokes
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So a baby seal walks into a club…

Bill Gates Vaccine

in Political Jokes
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Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
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I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

Student Chef

in Surreal Jokes
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Just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.

CPR Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away