Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

New Film

in Racist Jokes
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Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America?
It’s called “50 shades of black”.

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
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1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Politician

in Political Jokes
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.

Corona Virus

in General Jokes
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Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Night Owl

in Animal Jokes
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Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Centipede

in Animal Jokes
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I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.