Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

parrot

in Animal Jokes
+40 -41

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Irish Ringtone

in Racist Jokes
+33 -50

Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.

Chloro chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+31 -23

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+39 -43

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Next Girlfriend

in Pick Up Lines
+63 -40

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.