What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
yo mama so fat people will think everyday is her birthday
Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.
The bartender asks,
“What can I get for you President Obama?”
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
★★★ SteeA ★★★
Congratulations to SteeA for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Bank!