Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
JanWhy Are Men Like Cars?
in Dirty Jokes
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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JanMan United
in Sports Jokes
How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.
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Janconcept of ridicule
Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.
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JanDirty Seniors
in Dirty Jokes
An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bast*rds. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!