Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chicken Priest

in Religious Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Why Are Men Like Cars?

in Dirty Jokes
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Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Man United

in Sports Jokes
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How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
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Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

Dirty Seniors

in Dirty Jokes
+2005 -644

An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bast*rds. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!