Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

Library Card

in Pick Up Lines
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person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!

Lesbian Viagra

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -29

Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Dwarf Funny Joke

in Dirty Jokes
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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

Manchester United Beep

in Sports Jokes
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What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.