Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sat-Nav

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+50 -47

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Sacked Rabbi

in Religious Jokes
+18 -16

Q. Why did the Rabbi get the sack?
A. Because he performed a circumcision without wearing his glasses.

Bacon

in Religious Jokes
+38 -36

If God doesn’t want people to eat bacon, why did he make it taste so good?

Muslim Christmas

in Religious Jokes
+50 -48

My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.

Adam and Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+19 -17

Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam?
A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.