Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Gods Children

in Religious Jokes
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If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Female Priests

in Religious Jokes
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I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.

Homeless

in Religious Jokes
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After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.

I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.

Genesis 1:13

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Genesis 1:13 “And on the 3rd day God created the land for all the animals to share but he
decided to make a special piece of land called Antarctica just for penguins because he liked them and thought they were cute.”

Aquaman

in Religious Jokes
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I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.