Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

25

Jun

Sun

By Mark

in Religious Jokes

+33 -25

If God created the Sun on the 4th day, what did he use to count the days before?

08

Jun

Priests

By Ted

in Religious Jokes

+12 -4

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

13

Feb

Mosque

By DaveB

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+60 -52

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

06

May

Parrot

By JakeB

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes

+70 -62

If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?

24

Aug

Body Of A God

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes

+53 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

29

Apr

Blessed

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+12 -6

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. The priest is in jail now.