Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Advent Calender

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Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.

Muslim Neighbors

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Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.

Muslims

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Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Local Church

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Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

Hijab

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Why is it acceptable for Muslim women to wear a hijab but when I go into a bank wearing a Balaclava everyone freaks out?

Fire

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Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.