Best Funny Religious Jokes

Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.

1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fat.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.

Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in large font.

Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?

A. Big Bang

Found a leather wallet today and as a good Christian I thought to myself.

“What would Jesus do?”

So I tried to resurrect the cow that the wallet came from.