Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sep

Virgin Chat-Up Line

By Daniel

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes

+93 -77

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

Dec

Happy Christmas

By SteeA

in Religious Jokes

+33 -17

I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.

Aug

Weather

By Abdul

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+74 -59

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.

Mar

Great Plague

By Tom

in Religious Jokes

+45 -31

The following took place about 4’000 years ago.

God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!

Nov

Pokemon

By Kodak

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+36 -22

Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?

A. Pikajew

Sep

Sense Of Humor

By Frank

in Religious Jokes

+51 -37

Q. How do you know God has a sense of humor?
A. Because he designed mens bodies to become more stiff with age except in the place they need it.