Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

God

in Religious Jokes
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If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+85 -69

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
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It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+77 -63

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Weather

in Religious Jokes
+71 -57

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.