Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Adam And Eve

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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Great Plague

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The following took place about 4’000 years ago.

God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!

Local Church

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Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

Happy Easter

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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Sense Of Humor

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Q. How do you know God has a sense of humor?
A. Because he designed mens bodies to become more stiff with age except in the place they need it.

Muslims

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Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.