Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Local Church

in Religious Jokes
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Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

Great Plague

in Religious Jokes
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The following took place about 4’000 years ago.

God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!

Advent Calender

in Religious Jokes
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Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
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I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.