Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Happy Easter

in Religious Jokes
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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Church WiFi

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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Happy Christmas

in Religious Jokes
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I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.

Weather

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.