Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

21

Apr

Happy Easter

By Stevo

in Religious Jokes

+33 -11

Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

27

Sep

Adam And Eve

By JohnT

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes

+87 -66

Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

04

Jan

Heaven

By DaveH

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+83 -63

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

08

May

The Bible

By Dave

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+77 -58

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.

12

Sep

God

By FGA1

in Religious Jokes

+46 -27

If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?

15

May

Church WiFi

By Chris

in Religious Jokes

+53 -36

My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?