11Nov Local Church By Stev in Religious Jokes +42 -12 When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible. Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”
23Jun God By FimiT in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes Tags: Black Jokes +161 -132 Q. What did God say when he made the first blacks? A. Oops! Burnt another one!
10Aug Muslims By YOUR MOM'S LOVER ! in Religious Jokes +87 -58 Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die? A. Everywhere
29Nov Money By Matt3 in Religious Jokes +47 -18 If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?
28Jun Mobile Phone By Dave in Religious Jokes +56 -30 Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone? A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.
26Aug Priest Castration By sod lad in Religious Jokes +78 -55 How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.