Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Local Church

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When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

Mobile Phone

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Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.

Priest Castration

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Happy Christmas

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I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.

Happy Easter

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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Church WiFi

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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?