Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Church WiFi

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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?


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If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?


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If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?

Islamic Samaritans

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After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

Local Church

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When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”