Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Money

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If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?

Priest Castration

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Mobile Phone

in Religious Jokes
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Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
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It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
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I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

God

in Religious Jokes
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If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?