Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Local Church

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When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

Muslims

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Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die?
A. Everywhere

Money

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If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?

Mobile Phone

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Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.

Priest Castration

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.