Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Love Gold

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Why do women love gold more than men?

Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !

Ark

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I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!

Restaurant

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.

Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne.
Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?

Key To Happiness

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Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Lying

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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Holiday

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My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.