Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Eyes Open

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Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.

Being Single

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Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.

Small Family

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I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.

Bag and Belt

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My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.


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I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.


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W. Washing
I. Ironing
F. F*cking
E. Etcetera