Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Love Gold

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Why do women love gold more than men?

Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !

Ark

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I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!

Lying

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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Holiday

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My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

Ikea Cabinet

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Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common?
A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.

Son

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Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.