Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jan

Ungrateful Son

By Chris

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -22

I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.

Dec

Restaurant

By MikeyB

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+10 -24

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.

Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne.
Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?

May

Key To Happiness

By Ashley

in Relationship Jokes

+24 -38

Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Mar

Fat Ex-Girlfriend

By Michael1

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+10 -25

My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’…
I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!

Dec

Schwarzenegger

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+8 -23

My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…

I’ll return.

Jun

Girlfriend

By Carl66

in Relationship Jokes

+17 -32

My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.

I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.