Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Lying

in Relationship Jokes
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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Holiday

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

Ikea Cabinet

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common?
A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.

Fat Ex-Girlfriend

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’…
I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!

Schwarzenegger

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My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…

I’ll return.

Girlfriend

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My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.

I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.