Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.
21
Sep

Christian

By AndyP
in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

28
May

Spontaneous

By John567
in Relationship Jokes
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+21 -32

Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.

04
Jun

Wifes Birthday

By SteveA
in Relationship Jokes
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+19 -30

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.

15
Mar

Dark

By JoeOlivera
in Relationship Jokes
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+21 -33

Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”

03
Nov

Kinky Wife

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+24 -36

Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.

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