Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Ex-girlfriend

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When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.

Christian

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Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Spontaneous

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Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.

Dark

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Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”

Kinky Wife

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Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.