Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Woman Paralyzed

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -14

Q. What do you call a woman paralyzed from the waste down?
A. Married

Ex-girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -39

When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.

Dark

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -33

Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”

Kinky Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -36

Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.