Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

The Vets

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Sacrifices

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

Valentines Poem Aggressive

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -37

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me today
Or I Kill you.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Woman Paralyzed

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -14

Q. What do you call a woman paralyzed from the waste down?
A. Married

Ex-girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -39

When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.