Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

May

Pregnant Women

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -17

I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.

Jul

Toll Road

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -22

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Sep

Christian

By AndyP

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes

+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

May

Spontaneous

By John567

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+21 -32

Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.

Jun

Wifes Birthday

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -30

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.

Feb

Valentines Poem Aggressive

By Don Juan

in Relationship Jokes

+26 -37

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me today
Or I Kill you.