Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Bi-Sexual

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -21

After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Pregnant Women

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -17

I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying. 

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Woman Paralyzed

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -14

Q. What do you call a woman paralyzed from the waste down?
A. Married

Ex-girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -39

When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.

Christian

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.