Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

1 month

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -30

My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Difficult Relationship

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -34

Me and my parents have always had a difficult relationship. At dinner when we used to have alphabet spaghetti they used to spell ‘f*ck off’ on my plate.

Low Battery

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -35

I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.

Thirsty Grandma

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -41

Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+47 -67

Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.

Cold

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -38

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.