Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

By Svesa

in Relationship Jokes

+26 -35

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

Apr

By Paul84

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -16

I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.

Nov

By Ronny

in Relationship Jokes

+11 -20

After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Jul

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -22

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Feb

By Phil

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -19

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

Jan

By Anders

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.