Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -19

No + Rohypnol = Yes

Oct

By Wonky

in Relationship Jokes

+15 -24

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

Nov

By Ali

in Relationship Jokes

+3 -12

I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

May

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -17

I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.

Jul

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -22

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.