Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Mother-in-law

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My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.

First Fight

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After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things.
He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong.
I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body.

Lost Grandad

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I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

The Vets

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The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Sacrifices

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To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

Bi-Sexual

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After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.