Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Apr

By Paul84

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -16

I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.

Apr

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -16

Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?

1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.

Jul

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -22

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Feb

By Phil

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -19

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

Jan

By Anders

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.