Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

26

Jun

Dating Advice For Ugly People

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -19

No + Rohypnol = Yes

16

Oct

Hospital

By Wonky

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes

+15 -24

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

16

Feb

Lost Grandad

By Phil

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -19

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

31

Jan

The Vets

By Anders

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

17

Sep

Sacrifices

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

11

Nov

Bi-Sexual

By Ronny

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+11 -21

After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.