Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Oct

By Wonky

in Relationship Jokes

+15 -24

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

Nov

By Ali

in Relationship Jokes

+3 -12

I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

Sep

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

+11 -20

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Dec

By Svesa

in Relationship Jokes

+26 -35

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

Apr

By Paul84

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -16

I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.

Apr

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -16

Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?

1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.