Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

First Fight

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After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things.
He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong.
I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body.

Dating Advice For Ugly People

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No + Rohypnol = Yes

Hospital

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My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

Dad

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I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

Girlfriend

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When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Time Of Year

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I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.