Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Time Of Year

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I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

Bad With Women

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I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.

Bi-Sexual

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After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Woman and Wine

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Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?

1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.

Mother-in-law

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My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.

First Fight

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After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things.
He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong.
I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body.