Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Pinocchio

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.

Knife Fight

in Relationship Jokes
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If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.

Coma

in Relationship Jokes
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Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.

Muggy

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.