Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+45 -65

Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.

Five Signs

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -55

Five signs that a women is angry with you.

1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.

Candlelit Dinner

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -44

Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.

Eyes Open

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -42

Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.

Bag and Belt

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -40

My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.