Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Bag and Belt

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My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.

Being Single

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Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.

Experimenting

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Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs.

I put acid into my wife’s tea.

Ugly

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I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.

Small Family

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I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.

Wife

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W. Washing
I. Ironing
F. F*cking
E. Etcetera