Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Anorexic Girlfriend

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My anorexic girlfriend told me she’s really depressed at the moment. I told her she should lighten up.

Girl From Moscow

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I used to be in love with a girl from Moscow. I almost asked her to marry me but I didn’t want to Russia.

Cupid

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Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.

Ecstasy

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Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.

Immature

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The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature

Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor?
Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor?
Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Girlfriend

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When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.