21Jan Anorexic Girlfriend By Paul in Relationship Jokes +3 -10 My anorexic girlfriend told me she’s really depressed at the moment. I told her she should lighten up.
04Feb Girl From Moscow By Dave in Relationship Jokes +14 -22 I used to be in love with a girl from Moscow. I almost asked her to marry me but I didn’t want to Russia.
14Feb Cupid By Freddy in Relationship Jokes +30 -38 Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.
20Dec Ecstasy By Vinnie in Relationship Jokes +34 -42 Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.” So I punched her in the stomach.
14Oct Immature By Dave in Relationship Jokes +14 -22 The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor? Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor? Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
10Sep Girlfriend By SteveA in Relationship Jokes +11 -20 When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.