Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Fat Ex-Girlfriend

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’…
I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!

Cannibals

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -32

Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.

Round The World

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -34

My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.

Long-Term

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Pancakes

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -28

Slept on the sofa last night. Apparently when my wife asked me to bring her something from the store for pancakes she wasn’t talking about a bra.

0% APR Loans

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -48

Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.