Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Apr

Popup Blocker

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -13

I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.

Oct

Going Out

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+10 -17

The following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.

Husband: “Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife: “It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband: “F*ck off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”

Aug

Gambling

By Stevo

in Relationship Jokes

+20 -27

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won shitloads of money and moved to Spain.

Nov

Anything Nice

By John

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -14

My mom always used to say “If you haven’t got anything nice to say then you can go f*ck yourself”.

Nov

Weather Man

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+27 -34

Phone rings at 2am.

Husband: Hello, who is this? How the hell do I know I’m not a weather man! *slams phone down*
Wife: Who was that honey?
Husband: Just some guy asking if the coast was clear tonight.

Dec

Girlfriend

By StuF

in Relationship Jokes

+4 -11

They say opposites attract, try telling that to my short ugly girlfriend.