If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?
20
NovThe following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.
Husband: “Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife: “It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband: “F*ck off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”