Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
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DecThe following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.
Husband: “Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife: “It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband: “F*ck off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”