Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Smoke Alarm

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Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.

Girlfriend

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+24 -30

My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.

Hide And Seek

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When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?

Candle

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+6 -12

Q. Why is a wife like a candle?

A. Because if you you’re not careful with them they can take away your house.

Womens Feet

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+9 -15

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So it’s easier for them to stand next to the kitchen sink.

Insecure

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+29 -35

My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure.
No wait, she’s back.
She just went to make a cup of coffee.