Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Coma

in Relationship Jokes
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Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.

Muggy

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.

Brides

in Relationship Jokes
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Why do brides wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.

Wedding

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The following conversation took place at a church wedding:

Priest: Repeat after me.
Groom: After me!!
Priest: Is this guy serious??
Bride: No his name is Bruce.

Freezer

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+7 -55

My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.