Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Love-sick

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+5 -20

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

Key To Happiness

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -38

Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Round The World

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -33

My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.

STD

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -37

My girlfriend just told me she has a STD…
I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship

Fat Ex-Girlfriend

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+5 -21

My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’…
I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!

Cannibals

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -32

Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.