Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Thirsty Grandma

in Relationship Jokes
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Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+27 -47

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Five Signs

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -55

Five signs that a women is angry with you.

1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.

Bag and Belt

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -40

My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.

Being Single

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -45

Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.