01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
25Dec Engagement By Lisa in Relationship Jokes +27 -32 Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged A: Fiance
09Apr Jealous dad By Spadge in Relationship Jokes +7 -12 I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…
24Jun Golf Caddies By Dave in Relationship Jokes +9 -14 Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common? A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.
02Apr Wife Sex By Joseph in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -13 My wife only ever has sex with me when she wants something. Last night she wanted to time an egg.
09Jun Inspirational Message By Dave in Relationship Jokes +15 -20 The following inspirational conversation took place with my dad earlier today. Dad: There’s no such thing as “can’t”. Me: Wow, thanks for the inspirational message dad but I was actually calling you a cunt.