Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Wife Like Computer

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Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Engagement

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Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged
A: Fiance

Jealous dad

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I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…

Golf Caddies

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Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.

Wife Sex

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My wife only ever has sex with me when she wants something. Last night she wanted to time an egg.

Inspirational Message

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The following inspirational conversation took place with my dad earlier today.

Dad: There’s no such thing as “can’t”.
Me: Wow, thanks for the inspirational message dad but I was actually calling you a cunt.