04Jul AutoGlass By PeteT in Relationship Jokes +10 -14 I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.
01Dec Facial Hair By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Blond Jokes, Wife Jokes +12 -16 My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.
07Apr Lemon By Dave in Relationship Jokes +6 -10 Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.
10Jan Really Annoying By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +5 -9 Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.
07Oct Fox Elephant By Dave in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +40 -44 How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
12Oct Selfish Blow By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -10 My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.