07Sep Keeper By Alun in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes +38 -42 The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
11May Sacked By Craig in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -12 I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.
04Mar Break-Up By Steve in Relationship Jokes +6 -10 Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European. I saw it coming from a kilometre away
28May Annoying Habit By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -11 My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.
24Dec New bag By Dave in Relationship Jokes +14 -18 Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.