Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+38 -42

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Sacked

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -12

I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.

Break-Up

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -10

Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European.
I saw it coming from a kilometre away

New bag

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -18

Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.