Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

AutoGlass

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+10 -14

I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.

Facial Hair

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+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Lemon

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+6 -10

Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.

Really Annoying

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+5 -9

Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.

Selfish Blow

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+6 -10

My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.