Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Lemon

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -10

Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.

Really Annoying

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -9

Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.

Selfish Blow

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -10

My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.

Grenade

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -38

Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common?
A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+38 -42

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.