Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Selfish Blow

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -10

My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.

Grenade

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -38

Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common?
A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+38 -42

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Sacked

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -12

I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.