Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Break-Up

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Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European.
I saw it coming from a kilometre away

New bag

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+14 -18

Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.

Control Freak

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My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.

AutoGlass

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I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.

Facial Hair

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+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.