Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jan

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -15

My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.

Jun

By Sam

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -10

The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -15

I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Jan

By Pete

+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

Nov

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -13

I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.

Jun

By Paul

in Relationship Jokes

+22 -25

My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.