Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

iPad Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -9

My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.

Ex-girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -15

My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.

Steak

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -15

I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Wife Dress

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -10

The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Blow

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.