03Dec iPad Birthday By TonyR in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -9 My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.
18Jan Ex-girlfriend By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.
14Sep Steak By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.
20Jun Wife Dress By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -10 The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping. Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
13Jan Blow By Pete in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +52 -55 Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend? A. 5 minutes of silence.
21Nov Man In Uniform By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +10 -13 I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.