20Oct The Monkees By JonnyB in Relationship Jokes +16 -19 When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
18Jan Ex-girlfriend By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.
20Jun Wife Dress By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -10 The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping. Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
14Sep Steak By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.
13Jan Blow By Pete in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +52 -55 Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend? A. 5 minutes of silence.
28May Annoying Habit By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -11 My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.