Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

iPad Birthday

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My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.

The Monkees

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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Ex-girlfriend

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My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.

Wife Dress

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The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Steak

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I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Sacked

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I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.