Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Blow

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

Wedding Anniversary

in Relationship Jokes
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Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.

Children

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Facial Hair

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.