03Dec iPad Birthday By TonyR in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -9 My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.
20Oct The Monkees By JonnyB in Relationship Jokes +16 -19 When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
18Jan Ex-girlfriend By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.
20Jun Wife Dress By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -10 The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping. Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
14Sep Steak By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -15 I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.
11May Sacked By Craig in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -12 I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.