The Best Funny Blond Jokes

Blonde

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -18

Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Blond Toilet

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -19

Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.

Ex-Boyfriends

in General Jokes
+20 -22

Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.

Blond

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -17

Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?

Because her husband was a blond too!

Facial Hair

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -9

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.