The Best Funny Blond Jokes


in Dirty Jokes
+17 -17

Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Blond Toilet

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -18

Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.


in General Jokes
+20 -22

Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.


in Dirty Jokes
+13 -16

Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?

Because her husband was a blond too!

Facial Hair

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -8

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.