Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Baby

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small cox’.

Kids

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -10

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

Mirror

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.

Blow

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.