Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

17

Dec

Important

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -10

I asked this girl earlier which is more important, length or girth?
Turns out it’s consent.

21

Dec

Wife Left Me

By George

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+7 -9

Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.

23

Feb

Princess

By Johnb2

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -14

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.

13

Jan

Blow

By Pete

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

21

Nov

Man In Uniform

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Jokes About Men

+10 -13

I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.

29

Jun

Weather Man

By Paul

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+22 -25

My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.