Best Funny Relationship Jokes

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.

A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.

I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.