17Dec Important By Steve in Relationship Jokes +8 -10 I asked this girl earlier which is more important, length or girth? Turns out it’s consent.
21Dec Wife Left Me By George in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -9 Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
23Feb Princess By Johnb2 in Relationship Jokes +12 -14 My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.
24Jan 12 Breasts By Dave in Relationship Jokes +6 -8 A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?
26Sep Blue Eyes By Dannw in Relationship Jokes +47 -49 I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
06Oct Rain-Forest By Dave in Relationship Jokes +18 -20 I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.