Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Important

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -10

I asked this girl earlier which is more important, length or girth?
Turns out it’s consent.

Wife Left Me

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.

Princess

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -14

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.

12 Breasts

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -8

A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?

Blue Eyes

in Relationship Jokes
+47 -49

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.

Rain-Forest

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -20

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.