Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

C Word

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+19 -19

My girlfriend doesn’t like me using the ‘c’ word which is fair enough, I should probably learn to use her mothers real name.

Smell

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+17 -18

The following conversation took place between me and my wife

Me: What’s that smell?
Wife: I can’t smell anything.
Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.

Condom

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -26

Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Demolition Man

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+11 -12

When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.

Rain-Forest

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -20

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.