04Jul C Word By Dave in Relationship Jokes +19 -19 My girlfriend doesn’t like me using the ‘c’ word which is fair enough, I should probably learn to use her mothers real name.
09Aug Smell By MarkA in Relationship Jokes +17 -18 The following conversation took place between me and my wife Me: What’s that smell? Wife: I can’t smell anything. Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.
25Feb Condom By ClaireS in Relationship Jokes +25 -26 Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.
09Apr Lockdown By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +24 -25 Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown: -Not saying sorry -Saying sorry and not meaning it -Saying sorry -Not saying anything -Saying anything -Breathing!!
03Mar Demolition Man By Louis in Relationship Jokes +11 -12 When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.
06Oct Rain-Forest By Dave in Relationship Jokes +18 -20 I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.