Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Marriage

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -37

When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Demolition Man

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -12

When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.

Smell

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -18

The following conversation took place between me and my wife

Me: What’s that smell?
Wife: I can’t smell anything.
Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.

Condom

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -26

Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.

Blue Eyes

in Relationship Jokes
+47 -49

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.