Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

My Wife

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My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.

Lockdown

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Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Demolition Man

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When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.

Smell

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The following conversation took place between me and my wife

Me: What’s that smell?
Wife: I can’t smell anything.
Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.

Condom

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+25 -26

Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.

Princess

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+12 -14

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.