Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Frozen

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+21 -20

According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

Hot Weather

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+27 -26

I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.

Wife Hates

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+13 -12

My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.

Valentines Poem STD

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+27 -27

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.

C Word

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+19 -19

My girlfriend doesn’t like me using the ‘c’ word which is fair enough, I should probably learn to use her mothers real name.

Wife Angry

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+23 -23

My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.