Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Bed In Breakfast

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My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.

Love Me

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks.
Husband: What do you mean “if”?

Beauty Sleep

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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

Two Weeks

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I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

German Girlfriend

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My new German girlfriend had decided to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night she kept shouting 9!

My Wife

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My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.