08Jan Bed In Breakfast By Liz in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -10 My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.
06Dec Love Me By Dave in Relationship Jokes +52 -51 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks. Husband: What do you mean “if”?
09Apr Beauty Sleep By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -11 My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.
31Jul Two Weeks By Bobby in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
17Mar German Girlfriend By Dave in Relationship Jokes +10 -10 My new German girlfriend had decided to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night she kept shouting 9!
15Feb My Wife By RichardD in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -9 My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.