Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

My Wife

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My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.

Happily Married

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I’ve been happily married for 4 years – out of a total of 25

Pills

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Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.

Cheating

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Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.

Marriage

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When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

Valentines Poem STD

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.