Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Relationship Status

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Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.

After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”

Flower Shop

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The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Wife Freezer

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3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.

Rubbish

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“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.

Virus Over

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When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.

Domestic Abuse

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My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.