Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Aug

By FrankP

in Relationship Jokes

+38 -25

The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Aug

By Harry

in Relationship Jokes

+33 -20

3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.

Dec

By Pete

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -6

I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.

Apr

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+32 -20

When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.

Aug

By Paul

in Relationship Jokes

+42 -30

My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.

Jan

By dagers

in Relationship Jokes

+22 -10

I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”

I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”