03Sep Dating Profile By Steveyb in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”
29Oct Ruled The World By PeteG in Relationship Jokes +54 -40 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
03Jun Sister By Dave in Relationship Jokes +20 -6 The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient: You had sex with my sister!! She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do? The autopsy you sick bastard.
18Aug Girlfriend By dave in Relationship Jokes +42 -28 My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me. I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
11Mar Crawling Back By Peter21 in Relationship Jokes +24 -10 My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
05Feb Wife Argument By Pete in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”