Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Valentines Poem

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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

Phone Fun

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My girlfriend said, “Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?” I said, “Yeah, definitely. Let’s call your mum and tell her you’ve died.”

New Haircut

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Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.

Divorced

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Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.

Dead Wife

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Q. How do you know when your wife has died?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

Flaccid

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I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.