Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Role-Play

in Relationship Jokes
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Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.

Farts

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do farts and relationships have in common?
A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.

Force

in Relationship Jokes
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When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.

After a while, my mum said, “Just use a f*cking spoon, Steve. You’re not a Jedi.”

Subway

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common?

A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.

Miss

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

A. Reload and try again.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.