Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Feb

Small

By RobinB

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Aug

Wife Meal

By Chris

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+21 -10

My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Feb

Dad

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

+17 -6

Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Feb

Valentines Poem

By Don Juan

in Relationship Jokes

+23 -12

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

Sep

Phone Fun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -14

My girlfriend said, “Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?” I said, “Yeah, definitely. Let’s call your mum and tell her you’ve died.”

Jan

New Haircut

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+32 -21

Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.