01Mar Dead Wife By FrankP in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -32 Q. How do you know when your wife has died? A. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
30Sep Flaccid By Das21 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -4 I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
29Jun Role-Play By Steve in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -32 Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.
07Aug Farts By Dave in Relationship Jokes +22 -11 Q. What do farts and relationships have in common? A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.
26Jan Force By Tim in Relationship Jokes +20 -9 When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, “Just use a f*cking spoon, Steve. You’re not a Jedi.”
02Oct Subway By Das21 in Relationship Jokes +27 -16 Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common? A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.