03Jun Sister By Dave in Relationship Jokes +20 -6 The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient: You had sex with my sister!! She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do? The autopsy you sick bastard.
18Aug Girlfriend By dave in Relationship Jokes +42 -28 My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me. I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
11Mar Crawling Back By Peter21 in Relationship Jokes +24 -10 My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
05Feb Wife Argument By Pete in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”
02Aug Wife Freezer By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -20 3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer. 1. She never stops making a noise. 2. She can hold a lot of food inside her. 3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.
29Dec Man Jogging By Pete in Relationship Jokes +19 -6 I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.