13Sep Drink Too Much By Dan in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +39 -25 I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.
03Sep Dating Profile By Steveyb in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”
29Oct Ruled The World By PeteG in Relationship Jokes +54 -40 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
03Jun Sister By Dave in Relationship Jokes +20 -6 The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient: You had sex with my sister!! She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do? The autopsy you sick bastard.
02Aug Wife Freezer By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -20 3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer. 1. She never stops making a noise. 2. She can hold a lot of food inside her. 3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.
29Dec Man Jogging By Pete in Relationship Jokes +19 -6 I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.