Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dating Profile

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I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”

Ruled The World

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.

Sister

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The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient:

You had sex with my sister!!
She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do?
The autopsy you sick bastard.

Girlfriend

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My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me.

I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.

Wife Freezer

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3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.

Man Jogging

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I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.