Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Virus Over

in Relationship Jokes
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When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.

Domestic Abuse

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.

Miss

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Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

A. Reload and try again.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Wife Meal

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My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Dad

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Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”