Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Watching TV

By Nigel Grocock

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+28 -13

The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.

Me: How many men have you had in total?
Wife: Are sure you want to know?
Me: Yeh, go on.
Wife: 7.
Me (after a pause): so I was number 7.
Wife: no, you were number 2.

Oct

During Sex

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -36

Four words men hate during sex.
“Is it in yet!”

Four words women hate during sex.
“Hey honey I’m home!”

May

Fake Orgasms

By Peter

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Jokes About Men

+35 -20

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Oct

Girlfriends Dad

By MarkD

in Relationship Jokes

+38 -23

My girlfriends dad is so religious he wouldn’t let us sleep together which is a shame because he’s a really attractive man.

May

Girlfriend Tease

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+35 -20

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”

Jun

By Daws

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+29 -14

Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.

Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Watching TV

During Sex

Fake Orgasms

Girlfriends Dad

Girlfriend Tease

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