08Jun Pin By Daws in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +27 -14 Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time. Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.
11Mar Parents By Rita in Relationship Jokes +27 -14 I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.
15Nov Body By TonyW in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -12 My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old… Until she checked the freezer.
13Aug Divorce By StephenP in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -6 I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0… That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.
29Oct Ruled The World By PeteG in Relationship Jokes +53 -40 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
10Aug Flower Shop By FrankP in Relationship Jokes +38 -25 The following conversation took place at a flower shop. Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend. Shop owner: What do you want? Customer: Some sex…