Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Pin

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Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.

Parents

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I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.

Body

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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Divorce

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I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

Ruled The World

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.

Flower Shop

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The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…