04Apr Supermarket By Dave in Relationship Jokes +29 -11 The following conversation took place at a supermarket. Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes? Sexy Woman: Why? Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.
28Dec Supermarket By Dave in Relationship Jokes +34 -16 The following conversation took place between a married couple. Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket. Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need? Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl
07Jun Sex Film By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -25 Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.
23Sep Parents By Steva in Relationship Jokes +37 -19 I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.
17Jul ManCave By Rickey Hart in Relationship Jokes +57 -40 Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave? A. The kitchen.
14Feb Single By Fred in Relationship Jokes +30 -13 People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.