Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -16

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

Jun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+43 -25

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.

Sep

By Steva

in Relationship Jokes

+37 -19

I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.

Nov

By TonyW

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -12

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Jul

By Rickey Hart

in Relationship Jokes

+57 -40

Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave?
A. The kitchen.

Feb

By Fred

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -13

People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.