Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Multitasking

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Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.

Home-Improvement Loan

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Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

Supermarket

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The following conversation took place at a supermarket.

Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.

Single

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People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.

Girl of My Dreams

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Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.

She said no, on both occasions.