Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Dec

Toys

By Andy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+26 -82

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!

Dec

Our Father

By NaN

in Racist Jokes

+66 -123

Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black?
A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back

Jul

Sterotypes

By Steve

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes, Chinese Jokes, German jokes, Jew Jokes

+132 -190

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Jan

British People

By Jimmy

in Racist Jokes

+25 -90

British people having sex be like:

Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.

Jun

Sun Tan

By Carl O

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+67 -135

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Jul

Germans

By Simon

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes

Tags: German jokes

+26 -96

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.