Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Flintstones

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Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

Stairs

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Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Nice Poem

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

White People

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Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.

Black Tree

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Phobia

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Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense