Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Englishman

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn’t invite the Welshman because he’s a c*nt.

Donation

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A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Metal Detector

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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Magnifying Glass

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Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang

Black Serial Killers

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Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.

B-Jobs

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Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?

A. They don’t like any jobs.