Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Guy

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Just started dating a black guy yesterday and it’s true what they say… He stabbed me and then stole my purse.

Bowel Problems

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33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

Chinese Friend

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My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.

Muslim Elvis Presley

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We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!

Paki Shop

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According to my wife the term “Paki Shop” is not PC anymore so I’ve decided to compromise and now call it the ‘Newsasians’.

Old Chinese

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Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa