Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Bowel Problems

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33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

White People

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Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.

Chinese Pedo

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Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?

A. Fu Kum Yung.

Lift

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What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.

Bruce Lee

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Q. What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A. Wataaaaaarrrrr!!!

Bounty Hunter

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!