Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Chinese Girlfriend

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+92 -97

Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

Phobia

in Racist Jokes
+37 -42

Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Clumsy Chinese

in Racist Jokes
+5 -10

What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

Irish Inventions

in Racist Jokes
+104 -109

Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.

1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.

Nigerian

in Racist Jokes
+38 -43

Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.

Army

in Racist Jokes
+17 -23

My granddad used to be in the army until he ate all the rations.
He was shot for desserting.