Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Lewis Hamilton

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.

Smart

in Racist Jokes
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Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Rioters

in Racist Jokes
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Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Hitler Married

in Racist Jokes
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Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?

A. Shitler

Why?

in Racist Jokes
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6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11