Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Jun

Rioters

By Chris

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+45 -35

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Mar

Carpenter

By Stevo

in Racist Jokes

+35 -26

I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

Jan

Irish Mugger

By Mick

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+20 -11

Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

Sep

Swap Partners

By Mick

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+197 -188

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Oct

Greeks

By Steve Stewart

in Racist Jokes

+43 -34

Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard

Mar

Angry

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Indian Jokes

+19 -10

How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.